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2017 Masters – First Timer Experience!

I can’t begin to put into words the excitement and anticipation I had to attend this event!   To me, the Masters is like the Superbowl of golf…  no other event like it!  This year I was lucky enough to score 2 tickets to the Friday round, and just like this event was on my bucket list, my buddy Phil didn’t even ask his wife when I contacted him about going.   Most golf fanatics would likely move their wedding date to tale part in this event if needed, and this is no joke.   We got up at around...

Dear diary, I feel like a 6th grader in sex-ed again!

Picked up some pizza tonight and upon opening the box, something caught my eye!!  Now the question is, is this intentional and someone wanted to bring a whole new meaning to the term Pizza “Delight”, or was this purely accidental, and all red peppers have an erected penis attached to them?   The mystery remains, and either way, it makes me giggle like I was back in school and our sex-ed teacher took out this giant wooden dildo to put a condom on for practice!  Yay dildos! Seems every week that gas prices go up, they make a point of...

Dear diary, put another shrimp on the barbie!!

Might be because I’m no longer on facebook or have any type of social life, but not much going on these days!   We have the elections tomorrow!!   How exciting is that!?   I bet you senior housing facilities are prepping right now with TV highlights followed by midnight madness Bingo! And for what you ask?   Well, likely another 4 years of empty promises and blaming the previous government for position we’re in!   If anyone’s curious about the definition of “recycling”, well, just look at the political party life-cycle. I also enjoy hearing all of the provincial...