93% of men masturbate….. 7% don’t have arms
Now there’s something they should throw on the “K Impossible Question” radio show! I couldn’t believe such a study would even be conducted to begin with, but just like everything else this wonderful world of ours has to offer… never be surprised  by anything!!  The scientists and great minds of this world will find a way to conduct studies on “how to conduct studies” if they have to…. and the government will of course be endorsing them with our wonderful tax money… why?? Who the hell knows! I guess it’s important for today’s society to know these things because we might be faced with a decision someday in our lives where these “studies” will serve a purpose…  Who cares if dogs have a reason for licking their crotch… most men only dream of having that ability… Yet they’ll spend millions of dollars to find out why they do it… I think dogs lick their crotch because they “can”… there… they don’t need a reason for it…. who gives a damn… let them lick whatever they want… If I could, I would too…
Speaking of government, not even 2 months since our last election, and now the shit has hit the fan… Harper wanted to cut back on other party fundings, now he’s going to get his a$$ handed to him because the liberals, NDP (No down payments), and whatevers left have decided to form a coalition! What does this mean?  In “Survivor” terms, they’re forming an alliance to vote the guy they hate off the island! Seriously, our government is beginning to mimic reality TV more and more…. What does this mean for the Canadian population, well, considering the current economic crisis, that’s yet to be seen… but I’m sure they’ll find a way to fawk everyone over one way or another… I think history has proven that over and over again… so, should make for some interesting bathroom reading in the upcoming months!!
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